It reminds me of this one — the train changes direction if you think about it reversing pic.twitter.com/RAAMqjmKBu

Remember my fragile fellas, you don’t cook, you meal prep. My delicate dudes, you don’t diet, you use nutrition plans. You don’t exercise, you workout. My mousy men, my gossamer guys, you masters of masculinity.

By 35 you should have returned to your childhood home to discover the ancient evil you and your friends thought you’d defeated when you were all 12 has risen again, say retirement experts.

Little Caesars: It’s hot and it’s ready.

Me: Is it good?

Little Caesars: It’s HOT. And it’s READY.

IT’S A COOKBOOK

As I shared this morning: I'm learning it's not popular for someone in my position to point out hard truths – to admit the current system isn't serving every student well. But I didn’t take this job to win over editorial boards and trend on social. I took it to serve students.

— Betsy DeVos (@BetsyDeVosED) May 16, 2018

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For every drop of vinegar you put on your fries, you lose 10 drops of blood.

If you went outside on a really windy day, you might blow away to Africa.

Swallowed gum would stay in your stomach for 7 years.

The Ultimate Guide to Bizarre Lies Your Mom Told You. Eating bread crusts will make your hair curly?! The only one I ever got was "if you cross your eyes, they'll stay like that". https://t.co/e6ojNoVvmp

— kottke.org (@kottke) May 16, 2018

In an age of performative cruelty, kindness is punk as fuck.

Be punk as fuck.

Here’s an example of getting around 2FA with social engineering. 😬🤖 Dang.
Thanks @alanchavezv for sharing this. https://t.co/IDtCaf9yV5

So when do @MarvelStudios want me @mindykaling @kumailn to get started on the MsMarvel screenplay ?

Trust cannot be purchased, installed or downloaded. It must be earned slowly. #newrules20th

🕸Coming in September 2018 from Koyama Press: Evie and the Truth About Witches pic.twitter.com/YxOL7bB6rB

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“democratizating” has been published in at least 105 books since 1934

— NYT Bibliography (@NYT_finally) May 15, 2018

This is the first black woman director in #CannesFilmFestival jury in all of its history . And she is dropping gems everywhere.
#AvaDuVernay  #FemaleFilmmakerFriday https://t.co/tti7uzJmTv

Who knew even a decade ago that a wide street right-of-ways would become such a gift to safe cycling? Do your streets feel like highways running through your city? Small interventions like this, from Vancouver, could transform the look, feel and safety of any city. https://t.co/tlldIN92HL

I find it so necessary to have some handsome clothes that I cannot but lay out some money thereupon.

Welcome to Toronto. Here’s your Labradoodle.
Welcome to Toronto. Here’s your Labradoodle.

Punks, then and now.

https://www.express.co.uk/pictures/pics/4508/Punk-rock-icons-then-and-now-1970s-pictures
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I haven’t seen anyone talking about #ThisIsAmerica referencing the extended version of Michael Jackson’s “Black or White” which seemed pretty obvious to me.

Maybe people don’t know it exists?

oh my god western digital just deadass posted loss without batting an eye pic.twitter.com/4bzdVrSjR3

Ummm @yokoonobot is being interviewed by @smashhitsbot

@smashhitsbot I am ready for my interview

— Yoko Ono Bot (@yokoonobot) May 10, 2018

Everything feels anecdotal now

are we all still doing “elon musk and grimes at the met gala” here’s mine pic.twitter.com/NcmyN16TVb

What amazes me about the #googleio2018 voice assistant news is that 24h ago, this idea wasn’t on most people’a radar. Now it seems obvious and maybe ominous.

We are very bad at thinking about the future, and it comes at us fast and at scale. https://t.co/8tJMzggmqw

This sounds right. The synthetic voice of synthetic intelligence should sound synthetic.

Successful spoofing of any kind destroys trust.

When trust is gone, what remains becomes vicious fast.

We should make AI sound different from humans for the same reason we put a smelly additive in normally odorless natural gas. https://t.co/2dYmeb70AC

— Travis Korte (@traviskorte) May 8, 2018

OMG my Google Assistant went NUTS during the Google IO demo just now.

Is everyone in #ThisIsAmerica a POC?