May 28, 2015
Thank you Internets
70s – Journey
80s – Foreigner
90s – Stone Temple Pilots
00s – Nickelback
10s – Imagine Dragons
I got “Cat Whisperer” on “How Well Do You Know The Internet?” What about you?
So happy thatdecided to join us on this Earth 20 years ago today.
We’re all so glad you’re here Lucy!
May 26, 2015
RT: Today I was promoted to Product Management Lead . I’m so grateful for this incredible opportunity.
May 25, 2015
My Suicide Squad name would be “Density Creep”.
ALL dads start telling dad jokes ironically.
Mouthwateringly delicious genetically modified organisms:
“Is Your Neighborhood Changing? It Might Be Youthification, Not Gentrification”
If I was a super-villain I’d want to be called “Density Creep”.
May 23, 2015
“A Plea for Culinary Modernism”
May 22, 2015
My greatest fear is that I unconsciously do something that gets me on Taylor Swift’s “People to Destroy” list.
May 21, 2015
“Humans are doing democracy wrong. Bees are doing it right”
“Renewables Are Disruptive to Coal and Gas”
May 19, 2015
May 18, 2015
I should tweet about Hilary Duff more often.
In other news, I’m watching Hilary Duff videos at nine on a Monday morning.
The new Hilary Duff video has got to be a native ad for Tinder.
May 17, 2015
May 16, 2015
Well this is just wonderful. The focus on the dancers rather than the dance makes it so real.
May 14, 2015
My greatest complaint about Mad Men is we didn’t get enough of my favourite character. pic.twitter.com/Kzsxo5yyuf
May 13, 2015
Life can be really tough. Congratulations to everyone who has made it this far.
The McDonalds in Parkdale is playing Sheila E’s “Glamorous Life”.
May 10, 2015
The “chance of precipitation” here looks so insanely accurate, I question it entirely. pic.twitter.com/KV1gxqp4dO
Pedestrians trying to cross a street closed for a popular fun run is like watching a boss-level in Frogger.
May 9, 2015
The new MacBook is amazing.
Best computer I’ve ever had.
Turned the A/C on.
May 6, 2015
Oh no! Mindy Project cancelled.
Easily my favourite current sitcom.
May 5, 2015
I wish I had a sister.